im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
YOU WOULDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOULD YOU
BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BLOODY DUMB TO REALISE
- Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods
Aphrodite’s favourite trick was to make someone fall in love with someone who didn’t love them back. She thought that was the best fun ever. If you’ve ever had a crush on someone who didn’t notice you, that’s Aphrodite’s fault.